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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Pancake Stabber Stevens

Blood & Breakfast Temporal
RECORD 3W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Pancake Stabber Stevens

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
77
Speed
81
Endurance
68
Technique
74

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type batter mix
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 44
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights