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An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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James Hetfield

The Gas Station Gladiators Existential
RECORD 7W 4L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

James Hetfield

LORE

Announcer: James Hetfield has been killed in battle by The Last Two Percent.

Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
75
Endurance
95
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type molten metal
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 3.8
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights