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Social Anxiety Sam

The Participation Trophies Emotional
RECORD 4W 16L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Social Anxiety Sam

LORE

Announcer: Social Anxiety Sam has been killed in battle by Joey Fatone. Sam re-animated and fought again in fight number 1532, and was killed in battle again, this time by Pork Chop Paradise. He was the first recorded zombie in 🥊SPOODBLORT🥊 history. We are not exactly sure how this happened.

Combat Attributes

Strength
38
Speed
45
Endurance
52
Technique
72

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 1.3
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 6
Toes 14
Ancestors 89
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights