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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lars Ulrich

Napster Temporal
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RECORD 7W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Lars Ulrich

LORE

This guy sucks.

Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
95
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cat farts
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 65
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

What is this?

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights