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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Nicolas Cage

Emotional Support Animals Temporal
RECORD 10W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Nicolas Cage

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type declaration of independence ink
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights