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Returns Policy Rita

The Retail Apocalypse Metaphysical
RECORD 6W 10L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Returns Policy Rita

LORE

Announcer: Returns Policy Rita has been killed in battle by Joey Fatone.

Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
75
Endurance
80
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type receipt requirement fury
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1886
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights