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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

Stinky Pete

Garbage Pail Kids Temporal
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RECORD 4W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Stinky Pete

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
90
Endurance
50
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights