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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Kirk Hammett

The Final Boss Energy Conceptual
RECORD 5W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Kirk Hammett

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
85
Endurance
80
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type guitar picks
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 50
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights