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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lawn Care Larry

Suburban Nightmares Temporal
RECORD 9W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Lawn Care Larry

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
75
Endurance
88
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type pesticide residue
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.5
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights