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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Regional Manager Dave

The Corporate Overlords Existential
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RECORD 18W 6L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Regional Manager Dave

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
45
Endurance
85
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type corporate synergy
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 847
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights