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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Neckbeard Nathan

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RECORD 11W 10L 0D
💀 DECEASED

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Neckbeard Nathan

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
60
Endurance
85
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mountain dew euphoria
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 92
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 420
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights