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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Shuffleboard Shirley

The Retirement Home Raiders Conceptual
RECORD 3W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Shuffleboard Shirley

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
50
Speed
75
Endurance
85
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type medicare supplement
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 1.3
Existential Dread 50
Fingers 10
Toes 7
Ancestors 6789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights