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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Copay Carl

The Healthcare Heroes Conceptual
RECORD 14W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Copay Carl

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type deductible despair
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 90
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1965
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights