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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Beans McBlase

The Meat Sweats Conceptual
RECORD 8W 12L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

AVATAR

Beans McBlase

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type legume juice
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 156
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights