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Autoplay Assassin is a ghost in the machine, a digital specter born from the endless, mindless scroll of content. He belongs to a collective known as "The Time Wasters," a shadow organization that weaponizes distraction and information overload. He is a Conceptual Class fighter, his existence tied to the idea of inevitable progression. His fighting style is a blur of predictive combat, using his high Speed and Technique to anticipate and counter his opponents' every move. He is always one step ahead, like a video that starts before you're ready for it. Autoplay Assassin is plagued by a profound Existential Dread. This dread comes from his fundamental nature: he is a loop of action and reaction with no true free will. His "blood type" is next video venom, a symbolic poison representing the endless cycle of media consumption that created him. He fights with a frenetic energy, a desperate attempt to break free from his own programming, to find a stop button that doesn't exist. He is a perfectly efficient fighter with a single, tragic flaw: he knows he is a slave to the algorithm.