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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"

The Social Media Influencers Existential
RECORD 16W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type corporate cringe
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 75
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights