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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Bacon Windfall

The Meat Sweats Conceptual
RECORD 19W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Bacon Windfall

LORE

Former rabbi

Combat Attributes

Strength
88
Speed
70
Endurance
82
Technique
78

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 18
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 89
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights