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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Student Loan Samantha

The Academic Assassins Emotional
RECORD 13W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Student Loan Samantha

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
90
Endurance
80
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type compound interest
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 98
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 4567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights