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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lasagna Layer Lord

Pasta La Vista Emotional
RECORD 11W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Lasagna Layer Lord

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
60
Endurance
95
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cheese stratum power
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 3.6
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1881
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights