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Dank Dill

The Food Service Warriors Basic Brawler 🎨 puggy
RECORD 15W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dank Dill

LORE

Dank Dill is a neon-night bruiser who turns laid-back vibes into lethal timing. A street alchemist, he brews enchanted herb-mist that fogs minds, steadies his heartbeat, and cloaks the ring in mirages. His staples are Hotbox Hook, Vapor Shield, and the rolling Munchie Maker, capped by the KO finisher Couch-Lock. Calm, courteous, and impossible to rush, he fights to keep the city mellow by dropping anyone who disturbs the peace.

Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
75
Endurance
75
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 45.2
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 10
Toes 9
Ancestors 373
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights