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Swisher Sweet is a highly professional Basic Brawler for the Midnight Society who enters the arena with the impeccable style and confidence of a space station mogul. His sharp demeanor reflects his in-ring prowess: he maintains a perfect balance across all metrics, showing High ratings in Strength, Speed, Endurance, and Technique. This consistency suggests a professional, calculated player who is always prepared. Despite his cool exterior, Swisher Sweet is a being of contradictions. His "Blood Type" is The Void Itself, and he suffers from Severe Existential Dread, which he appears to manage with the high-stakes thrills and smoke of his oversized cigar. He is a perfectly balanced weapon, dressed for high-end commerce, concealing a cosmic crisis beneath his expensive suit.