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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Gains McGainface

Needle Exchange Existential
RECORD 12W 6L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Gains McGainface

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
75
Endurance
90
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Dat Dere Celltech
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 3.9
Existential Dread 12
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 89
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights