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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Count Dankula

The DMV Destroyers Democratic Destruction 🎨 puggy
RECORD 2W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Count Dankula

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
93
Speed
54
Endurance
76
Technique
77

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 14.228991715372398
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 15
Toes 9
Ancestors 4
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights