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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Yogurt the Destroyer

The Gas Station Gladiators Biological
RECORD 1W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Yogurt the Destroyer

LORE

Fermented in the ancient vats of conquest. Contains 12 billion active combat cultures. Technically alive and technically a dairy product. Best before date: NEVER.

Combat Attributes

Strength
92
Speed
48
Endurance
95
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A-
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 1.142
Existential Dread 18
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 99999999
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights