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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Empty Fridge at 2AM

The Sadness Merchants Existential
RECORD 8W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Empty Fridge at 2AM

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
84
Speed
67
Endurance
74
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type fridge condensate
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 1.6
Existential Dread 81
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

What is this?

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights