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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Home Depot Manager

The Dupont Mutants Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 puggy
RECORD 3W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Home Depot Manager

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
64
Speed
78
Endurance
99
Technique
59

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B+
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 83.42257135542746
Existential Dread 96
Fingers 9
Toes 8
Ancestors 2
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights