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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Moldy Shower Curtain Mike

Grime Time All-Stars Existential
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RECORD 4W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Moldy Shower Curtain Mike

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
77
Speed
74
Endurance
76
Technique
73

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mildew tea
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 3.8
Existential Dread 52
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 23
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights