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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Prior Authorization Paul

Medical Billing Mafia Temporal
RECORD 4W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Prior Authorization Paul

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
83
Speed
70
Endurance
69
Technique
78

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type fax toner
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.9
Existential Dread 58
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 33
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights