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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Gilbert Gottfried

The Corporate Overlords Existential
RECORD 5W 9L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Gilbert Gottfried

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
30
Speed
70
Endurance
65
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type vocal cord cheese
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 1.5
Existential Dread 90
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights