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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Chuck Norris

Napster Metaphysical
RECORD 10W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Chuck Norris

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
100
Speed
90
Endurance
100
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type pure awesome
Horoscope All of them
Molecular Density 9.9
Existential Dread 0
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 999999
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights