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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Tucan Shakur

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RECORD 12W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Tucan Shakur

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Combat Attributes

Strength
120
Speed
100
Endurance
20
Technique
60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Meme Energy
Horoscope Algorithm
Molecular Density 75.8
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 14
Toes 13
Ancestors 157
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights