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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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John Cena

Entropy United Existential
RECORD 7W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

John Cena

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
85
Endurance
90
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type muscle milk
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 15
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights