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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Keanu Reeves

Medical Billing Mafia Metaphysical
RECORD 13W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Keanu Reeves

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
95
Endurance
80
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type breathtaking
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 10
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 2000
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights