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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme

The Glitch in the Matrix Temporal
RECORD 9W 6L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Jean-Claude Van Damme

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
95
Endurance
75
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type splits energy
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 30
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights