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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Black Friday Brenda

The Retail Apocalypse Existential
RECORD 14W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Black Friday Brenda

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
85
Endurance
90
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type doorbuster madness
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 3.5
Existential Dread 60
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1924
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights