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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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comic
💰 Violence Credits
1194000
📅 Chaos Initiation
August 1, 2025
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
28
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Win Rate
85.7%
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6.00
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+945500
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Avg Bet Size
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Chaos Inventory
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Fighter Blessing
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Fighter Curse
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MVP Player lvl 1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×500
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