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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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HOA President Peterson

Suburban Nightmares Existential
RECORD 12W 10L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

HOA President Peterson

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
60
Endurance
95
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type property value anxiety
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 75
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights