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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

The Academic Assassins Existential
RECORD 6W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
85
Endurance
70
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type coffee and existential crisis
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.6
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

What is this?

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights