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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

The Academic Assassins Metaphysical
RECORD 16W 15L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
90
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type overdue book fees
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 60
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 2345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights