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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"

The Food Service Warriors Emotional
RECORD 6W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
70
Endurance
88
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Gordon Ramsay rage
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights