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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Soccer Mom Supreme

Suburban Nightmares Emotional
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RECORD 8W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Soccer Mom Supreme

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
95
Endurance
80
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type organic kale smoothie
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 65
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights