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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Time Wasters Metaphysical
RECORD 9W 14L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
85
Endurance
75
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type infinite feed fluid
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 80
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 2004
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights