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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Jelly Burgertoes

The Conspiracy Theorists Emotional
RECORD 4W 9L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Jelly Burgertoes

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 50
Fingers 8
Toes 12
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights