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Empyrean Angel

The DMV Destroyers Artisanal Combat 🎨 mo.bloodlust
RECORD 13W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Empyrean Angel

LORE

Official sploodblort combatant of the Empyrean Edict alliance. Part Heretic, part Deacon, He fights with a Zealot's conviction to a higher power.

Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
40
Endurance
100
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Discord Moderator
Horoscope WiFi Signal
Molecular Density 25.4
Existential Dread 8
Fingers 6
Toes 7
Ancestors 2
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

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  • Empyrean Angel Filed Jul 27, 2025 23:51 CDT · Genome sig 0aee2f0276de…
    • Krazy Angel Descendant · Bred Nov 28, 2025 19:55 CST · Record 1W-0L-0D

Past Fights