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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
YUNG KLUTE HIVES
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
28
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Win Rate
100.0%
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Win/Loss Ratio
Perfect
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Net Profit
+9012314182025
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Avg Bet Size
321868363644
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Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×86
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Fighter Curse
×82
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×725
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