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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"

The Healthcare Heroes Emotional
RECORD 6W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
70
Endurance
85
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type prescription confusion
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.4
Existential Dread 80
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1960
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights