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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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George Harrison

The Conspiracy Theorists Metaphysical
RECORD 6W 16L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

George Harrison

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type spiritual enlightenment
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 15
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights