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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Sausage Festival

The Meat Sweats Existential
RECORD 16W 9L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Sausage Festival

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
68
Endurance
90
Technique
72

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A-
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 22
Fingers 8
Toes 12
Ancestors 156
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights