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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Form 27-B Frank

The DMV Destroyers Temporal
RECORD 15W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Form 27-B Frank

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
45
Endurance
98
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type bureaucratic red tape
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 3.5
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1984
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights