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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Derek Moneyberg

Suburban Nightmares Collaborative Carnage 🎨 puggy
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RECORD 10W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Derek Moneyberg

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Combat Attributes

Strength
71
Speed
71
Endurance
86
Technique
72

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Social Anxiety
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 57.18199666756555
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 13
Toes 12
Ancestors 5
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights